TANcast 107 – The Fightin’ Tuckfards
July 12th, 2010 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week acrobats wear Crocs, the boys respond to some Facebook suggestions, Andy hates on Eddie Murphy bloopers, Tim apologizes for last week’s show, and fisting and the Bible are brought together at last!
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This week’s TANlaughs were sent in by Nick, Logan, Andrew (almost), and Johnathan.
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Mike’s Superhero Video (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUrQugHJtLg
Kelly McCarron’s Tits Twitter Page
https://twitter.com/KellysTits
Mel Gibson’s Ex, Oksana Grigorieva
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/oksana-grigorieva-in-lingerie.jpg
Mel Gibson’s Ex, Oksana Grigorieva (Not crazy boobage)
http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/replicate/EXID33749/images/resized_oksana_and_mel.jpg
Sneak Preview of the iPhone 5
http://www.flickr.com/photos/23301604@N07/4764273405/sizes/l/
Editorial Cartoon About Teaching/Parenting
http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7Be4e28807-361d-44b2-8681-b42f76405d24%7D.gif
Fisting and the Bible
http://www.sexinchrist.com/fist.html
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July 12th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
You’ve got to love those vuvuzelas.
July 12th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
This has got to be the fastest turn-around between episodes ever. Take the afternoon off, boys. 🙂
July 12th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
could i use that tuckfards logo? you can post it on my fb wall.
July 12th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Yeah, I think I’m Gonna use that name & Logo for my fantasy football team this year. Can you post it somewhere I can download it? Thanks!
July 13th, 2010 at 3:13 am
Haven’t listened yet, but I couldn’t help clicking on that last link (fisting and the bible). That is some HILARIOUS stuff right there. The whole website is worth reading for some chuckles.
July 13th, 2010 at 4:25 am
Random note about your theory about DL business: you are kinda right about July 3rd/4th busy weekend thing. BUT. The fact of the matter is, during the summer, it’s always fucking busy. Today was insane. And, I don’t know when exactly you went over to DCA on the 3rd, but around dusk it got really crazy over in Disneyland because of the fireworks. And then it got empty because of World of Color.
World of Color is actually drawing people over to DCA! Imagine that!
July 13th, 2010 at 7:59 am
just to clarify my name was intended to be for fantasy football as well. its ironic because my dads team name is The Fighting Amish. now i can make fun of him and have a TANcast reference too.
July 13th, 2010 at 6:15 pm
OMG that superhero video!
Thanks for reading my tweet, for helping me learn how to playback audio on my iPhone, and for bookending all mention of me with talk of fisting and God’s will.
July 14th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
Soooooooooooooooooo true Andy!
July 19th, 2010 at 1:54 am
So, I’m the sparkly cheetah wearin’ crocs. =] I’m glad you enjoyed the email Andy.
And Noah, I’m 21. Awww yeah.
July 19th, 2010 at 3:52 am
Thanks For reading my Girl Friends letter (aka cheetah acrobat with crocs) It made my day complete! And she is hot!
July 19th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Ohhhhhh, so this is how it goes, Ashlyn let’s Noah know she’s legal, and the boyfriend jumps in…
Awww yeah.
lol
July 21st, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Melanie do you blame me Noah has one sexy voice….LOL
July 22nd, 2010 at 10:32 pm
I don’t blame you, Nick, not at all. No man is safe near Noah’s seksi voice and his huge wang.
Wait – that came out wrong…it sounded different in my head…
July 23rd, 2010 at 1:17 pm
It should probably bother me a little that my boyfriend thinks Noah has a sexy voice…..
July 23rd, 2010 at 2:39 pm
@Ashlyn My voice doesn’t discriminant based on gender, race or creed.
@Melanie Objects talked about on Tancast are larger than in reality
July 24th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Oh Noah, do I have to teach you what I taught my 5 year old son? Nicholas, when someone asks you how big your penis is, you say, “My penis is HUUUGE!” and spread your arms out as far as you can.
Ashlyn, I wouldn’t worry. You’re probably much bendier than Noah is, so my guess is you have the edge. Unless Nick starts saying “Talk deeper to me, baby.”
July 25th, 2010 at 2:09 am
speechless…. and ask Ashlyn that is almost impossible
July 27th, 2010 at 12:35 am
Welcome, Nick, your initiation is complete. 🙂
July 29th, 2010 at 3:50 am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!