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TANcast 076 – Pre-ripened Stillborn Babies in Gravy

December 1st, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)

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In another fail-filled episode, Tim spends Thanksgiving in Disneyland, Andy meets a coked up stripper, Noah learns some lessons from his November fast, Noah reviews Ninja Assassin, Tim gets annoyed by bad parents, Andy ponders the psychology of D.P. porn, and finally the wheels come off as usual. (FYI- alternate titles considered for this episode were, “Hate It Forward,” “A Tiny Taste of the Zeitgeist,” “The Tim Flu,” and “Noah Somehow Makes it Gay.” Did we make the right choice?)

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“Sorry Girls..I’m Taken” shirt at Disneyland
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Prince-Charming-Im-Taken-Shirt.jpg

Google “These Nuts”
http://www.google.com/#hl=en&source=hp&q=these+nuts&aq=1&aqi=g10&oq=these+n&fp=6b22d27f49a5e7dd

Noah’s Recipe
http://find.myrecipes.com/recipes/recipefinder.dyn?action=displayRecipe&recipe_id=1120354

Alissa’s Crocs
http://tancast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Alyssas-Crocs.jpg

Tim’s “twin”
http://twitpic.com/rf5ca

Andy on a Plane
http://failblog.org/2009/11/25/seating-comfort-fail/

Kitty on Slide
http://i.imgur.com/FvtQv.gif

Twilight Moms
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs51/f/2009/329/a/6/Twilight_Moms_by_InLoveWitEdwardC.jpg

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9 Responses to “TANcast 076 – Pre-ripened Stillborn Babies in Gravy”

  1. Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Not sure if you saw my tweet or not,Andy, but the reason I asked was because my friends were refusing to watch movies with me for that very reason. I don’t say what’s going to happen, but I dunno… maybe it’s my lack of reaction to the shit I’ve seen coming for the last hour of the movie.Was wondering if it was just me that had lame friends. lol

  2. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    uhm. why is my name spelled incorrectly in the link to my picture?
    that’s the only comment you’re getting.
    (also I haven’t finished this episode yet)
    oh and one last thing:
    narf.

  3. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    oh oh oh! and the reason I wrote on my crocs, Andy, is because I never wear them (except for that picture)
    the only reason I even have them is because they were free. One summer I worked at the LA County fair for some guy who sold crocs. and I had to wear the crocs to sell them. and so they were free. and I guess I kept them.

  4. GinoNo Gravatar Says:

    You guys forgot abou the movie called “TIME MACHINE”. That took place close to a hundred years ago!

    And Tim you could have gone to my house for Thanksgiving, my fam lives 8 minutes from Dland.

  5. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Alissa your excuse for owning crocks is almost as bad as Andy’s. There is no good excuse after all.

  6. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Hey, I was getting PAID to wear crocs. Andy…paid to wear them. See the difference?

  7. LoganNo Gravatar Says:

    Isn’t the drug dealer considered worse than the drug addict? 🙂

  8. Alissa (TANcast's #1 Female Fan)No Gravatar Says:

    Oh please.

  9. VrejNo Gravatar Says:

    Hey tim, when you went to Disneyland on Turkey day did they do anything special? Like was mickey in a pilgrim outfit? Did they have a picnic on Tom sawyer island?

    Also about that crack whore. You guys ever think that maybe while she wasin the bathroom that she became suddenly excited at the prospect of turkey? I know I did on thanksgiving. I paraded and marched and banged some toot tooflers and strummed some strum strumbblers!

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