Learn How To Park
August 24th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)Ok…I have had enough of douchebags parking a huge ass SUV in a compact space. So I created this flyer for anyone who wants it. Just click on the picture below and print it out. And put it on the windshield of the puss bucket who took up 3 spaces because he/she was too self important to find an appropriate spot.
If you received one of the fliers below on your windshield…kill yourself!
Any other dick parking moves I can make fliers for?
August 25th, 2009 at 6:41 am
how about the dicks who park on the line and take up two spots so that there care doesn’t get dinged. i allways feel like taking my key to those cars.
August 25th, 2009 at 9:19 am
I agree with Matt. I work in a large building full of people who care for nothing but themselves. Parking is tight around here, and if you get to work at the last minute like I do, that over the line space can mean a difference of walking 2 blocks or a mile to the building. I drive an SUV, a small one, but I’ve learned to thread the needle. Door dings mean nothing to me. I’ll give ’em, I’ll takem ’em.
I will be carrying a stack of these with me all the time. Thanks Tim!
August 25th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Ditto Matt and Kevin. People who park right in the middle of two spaces… the only downside is that they obviously don’t care what other people think about them – could /anyone/ think that that wouldn’t get them loathed?
August 26th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Could anyone think that actions such as those WON’T get dog shit smeared under their door handle? 😉
August 28th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Ha ha Tony, that would be some great revenge! Love it!
January 10th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
“Self important.” Good one, guy.