TANcast 053 – I Hope Your House Has Termites
June 7th, 2009 . by Tim Babb (TANcast's #1 Host/Editor Fan)
This week, the boys sing the praises of cracked.com, Tim praises the film “Up,” the boys find plot holes in the Terminator series, talk life and death in comic books (Batman, Captain America, and Wolverine), Glenn Beck and Tim cry like little bitches, the boys talk TV (Mentalist, Psych, Royal Pains, Burn Notice, and Mythbusters), the boys almost ruin their marriages, the fickle nature of TV cancellation is lamented, Todd and Mike send in internet sites to waste more of your time, and the show runs out of gas right at the end.
This week’s TANlaugh were submitted by Jo, Todd, and Mike.
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***SHOW LINKS***
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Leprechaun News Story Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
What the Fuck Happened to TV Article
http://www.cracked.com/blog/columnist-watches-shitty-tv-regrets-it-immediately/
Movies Based on a True Story that are Bullshit
http://www.cracked.com/article_16478_7-movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-complete-bullshit.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_17326_movies-based-on-true-story-that-are-also-full-shit.html
The Top 8 ‘Oh Shit!’ Moments from Mixed Martial Arts
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-top-eight-oh-shit-moments-in-mma/
Glenn Beck cries like a little bitch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OGVw5a8uM
Wolverine’s Claws in Real Life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vQ2RVqJCNM
Phone Sex Robot
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1913296
Crank Yankers Turd Prank Cal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUiQSKmnucQ
Blubrry Tweet
http://twitter.com/blubrry/status/2031207829
Tweeting Too Hard
http://tweetingtoohard.com/
Texts From Last Night
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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June 7th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Alright, so I just started, but dammit people! After last night, anyone mentioning the Japanese is going to make me laugh hysterically!
June 8th, 2009 at 12:08 am
Mike….that makes me extremely nervous.
And I’m with Tim. Up was awesome.
June 8th, 2009 at 12:36 am
I’m so glad the audio came out ok. Bonnaroo next week!
June 8th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Alissa: It’s an inside joke with a few of my friends, and so the Japanese people are totally hilarious to me.
Andy, I have season 1 of Burn Notice on DVD. Burn Notice is my favorite show, and I’ve seen every single episode. It seems like USA takes your crappy cliche shows (doctor, cops, etc) and adds their own little twist so you don’t just go “oh, it’s Law & Order,” or “Oh, it’s ER.” I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who thought The Mentalist sounded like a ripoff of Psyche.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:29 am
By the way, I thought you should all know that in Kawasaki Japan they have a yearly “Festival of the Steel Phallus.” Which I think is where they travel around stealing men’s penises and steeling them (similar to bronzing, but with steel). Therefore, I fear the Japanese enough I’m not looking further into the Festival of the Steel Phallus, for fear that A) I’m right, or B) It’s worse… someone else can research the festival if they’re curious.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Purely out of solidarity with Andy, I took the time to do a brief but academically valid study of Heather Graham on Google images.
http://www.softpicks.net/screenshots/Heather-Graham-Sexy-Screensaver.jpg
http://www.edselmotors.com/vintagehepcats/heathergrs.jpg
No, they are not huge. Yes, they are great.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Mmmm heather gram. I think that is a very good choice. They are bigger, but I am a whole package kind of guy. Yeah thats right I like the package….wait…umm….
June 10th, 2009 at 7:23 am
That was suppose to be “There are bigger” but I must of still been looking at the photos 😛
June 10th, 2009 at 11:45 am
That new link sound makes me check my coffee cup each time I hear it…. please change it back next show…
June 12th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Noah, dude, I have to say you were ON in this episode! Good times!
June 13th, 2009 at 12:53 am
TANgential discussion of boobage and no one mentions Anne Hathaway again?
RE: IMDB and breast measurements, Andy said, “Every time I COME ACROSS IT.” [insert juvenile snicker here]
RE: Terminator inconsistencies, can’t Terminators NOT self-terminate (cf. T2)? So no detonating their own cores?
RE: The Mentalist. The Little Sunflower likes that show and appreciates that Tim Kang (AKA the AT&T Asian Guy) is on there.
June 13th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
NERD ALERT!!!
i think in the first terminator it talks about how the humans are inslaved by skynet and are forced to work for them
October 28th, 2009 at 2:29 am
burn notice is awesome