Comments on: The Dumbest Thing I’ve Heard in a While

By: Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan)

Murray (TANcast's #1 Aussie fan) — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 10:34:14 +0000

Yeah, xapnomapcase, what’s wrong with having been with 8 guys? it’s not like she’s sucked off 37(?!) .

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By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:44:46 +0000

My friend suggests taking a page out of Family Guy’s book, and using her ears. So there we go, we have eight! Although guys seven and eight would have to have extremely small penises. They must have been Asian or something.

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 07:37:15 +0000

Foot fetish… after that, I’m out of ideas, but it’s probably doable.

By: xapnomapcase

xapnomapcase — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 03:17:29 +0000

Wait…one two..got those. Three, that’s easy. Four Five, that’s covered. Where does the sixth one go?

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:22:30 +0000

Xap… being the sick fuck I am… wow… unintentional pun there. I usually catch those BEFORE I type them. Oh well… wait, where was I going with this? Oh right, given some time, I could figure out how the eight guys at once thing could work. As it is, I’ve already figured out six, and that’s just off the top of my head. The only concern there, is that they’d be getting in each others way. Yeah, my mind works in a very strange way.

By: xapnomapcase

xapnomapcase — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 19:14:29 +0000

I’d also like to ask what exactly is wrong with a woman being with 8 guys? Was he thinking it was all at once? That would be a little hard to work out, logistically. Maybe all in one day, fertilizing 8 eggs. Even for a drunk guy, that shows a huge misunderstanding of human anatomy.

But, if he just meant in general, that a woman is somehow wrong for being with eight different guys, then he must be in hell in this modern society. Hell, I’d been with 8 before I turned 15. I guess that puts Drunky McDrunkerson out of my league. I’m sure my pillow will be wet with my tears tonight.

By: Andy

Andy — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 18:30:21 +0000

Oddly enough, I was just commenting to the wife last night about how Glenn Beck serves an important role by providing us with something I call the Beck Test.

The test is simple: Is Person X listening to Glenn Beck? If they are, then we know Person X is an idiot and should be avoided if possible, abused if needed, and beaten with bats (baseball, cricket, or fruit) if absolutely necessary.

It’s like the crazy street-corner Prophets of Doom, or the cult leader, or those people holding up the “God Kills Soldiers Because He Hates Fags” signs at funerals; they are all dangerously stupid, but so shine so brightly in their insanity that, as flames for moths, they attract the less obviously stupid, revealing them to us.

Tim, you should have paid more attention last night. You should have been listening not to the drunk douche, but for anyone who said “Yeah! She did!” in response. Then you’d have known which way to swing your bat.

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 16:11:48 +0000

I think it’s somewhere around beer 32 that your brain breaks down to that degree.

By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)

Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 10:05:20 +0000

Some people are just stupid. Like, it hurts to know they’re alive out there