Comments on: A Dorky Debate http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/ December 30th is "Leave TANcast an iTunes Review Day" Thu, 29 Jul 2010 03:20:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1384 Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Thu, 29 Jan 2009 14:10:03 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1384 Tim, the results are in, and each point of funny counters one half a point of dorky, so the question becomes... are you twice as funny as your wife is hot? If so, then you two are equally dorky. Tim, the results are in, and each point of funny counters one half a point of dorky, so the question becomes… are you twice as funny as your wife is hot? If so, then you two are equally dorky.

]]> By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1379 Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Tue, 27 Jan 2009 02:43:24 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1379 I missed the part where dorky and funny negate eachother... I'll put the monkeys to work on figuring it out, and let you know what they say Time (which translates to I've been awake ten minutes, and I can't think it through yet) I missed the part where dorky and funny negate eachother… I’ll put the monkeys to work on figuring it out, and let you know what they say Time (which translates to I’ve been awake ten minutes, and I can’t think it through yet)

]]> By: Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1377 Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) Mon, 26 Jan 2009 19:10:14 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1377 Ah HA now there is a new wrinkle...We went out with my wife's cousin last night (Who is technically my cousin too, but I like to be clear). She was talking about Darth Vader on Twitter (http://twitter.com/darthvader) and my wife said that "Darth Vader" was a true dork. Her cousin then said, "Yeah but his funny so that balances it out." I'm Like, "Oh shit! FUNNY balances dorky too?!" So the question is, am I as funny as my wife is hot? (The downside is my wife is also funny so i may not make up that much ground...it sucks to marry a person who is measurably better than you in so many ways...but then again it rocks too...so what can ya do?) Ah HA now there is a new wrinkle…We went out with my wife’s cousin last night (Who is technically my cousin too, but I like to be clear). She was talking about Darth Vader on Twitter (http://twitter.com/darthvader) and my wife said that “Darth Vader” was a true dork. Her cousin then said, “Yeah but his funny so that balances it out.” I’m Like, “Oh shit! FUNNY balances dorky too?!”

So the question is, am I as funny as my wife is hot? (The downside is my wife is also funny so i may not make up that much ground…it sucks to marry a person who is measurably better than you in so many ways…but then again it rocks too…so what can ya do?)

]]> By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1373 Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Mon, 26 Jan 2009 17:02:59 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1373 Edamame, I've been working on it with a team of highly trained monkeys (since the TANguys don't seem to be on top of it), and 1 gay buck is equal to approximately 1.48 US Dollars, and one vietnamese hooker is worth 5.92 US dollars. As for hot points to geek points, they are opposite ends of the spectrum, and so 1 dork point is equal to -1 hot points. And I have to be right, because the monkeys with calculators did the math for me..... At least, I think that's right. Those are the figures I'm going with until Andy corrects me because, as we all know..... Andy is always fucking right. Edamame, I’ve been working on it with a team of highly trained monkeys (since the TANguys don’t seem to be on top of it), and 1 gay buck is equal to approximately 1.48 US Dollars, and one vietnamese hooker is worth 5.92 US dollars. As for hot points to geek points, they are opposite ends of the spectrum, and so 1 dork point is equal to -1 hot points. And I have to be right, because the monkeys with calculators did the math for me….. At least, I think that’s right. Those are the figures I’m going with until Andy corrects me because, as we all know….. Andy is always fucking right.

]]> By: Princess Edamame - #12 http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1372 Princess Edamame - #12 Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:26:13 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1372 So now, just to keep track, y'allz have to work out the following exchange rates: gay bucks to US dollars Vietnamese hookers to US dollars hot points to dork points Did I miss anything? Get crackin' guys... :) So now, just to keep track, y’allz have to work out the following exchange rates:

gay bucks to US dollars
Vietnamese hookers to US dollars
hot points to dork points

Did I miss anything? Get crackin’ guys… :)

]]> By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1363 Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) Mon, 26 Jan 2009 02:26:16 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1363 I've gotta side with Noah and Dynelle on this one (sorry Tim). It's like math. Dorkiness is a positive number, and hotness is like a negative number. Wait, scratch that, flip it. Hotness is positive, dorkiness is negative. Every hot point counteracts a dork point, therefor, if the dork levels are equal, Dynelle's level of hot counters X amount of dork points, making Tim dorkier. I’ve gotta side with Noah and Dynelle on this one (sorry Tim). It’s like math. Dorkiness is a positive number, and hotness is like a negative number. Wait, scratch that, flip it. Hotness is positive, dorkiness is negative. Every hot point counteracts a dork point, therefor, if the dork levels are equal, Dynelle’s level of hot counters X amount of dork points, making Tim dorkier.

]]> By: DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1357 DJ Technoid (TANcast's Numberless Fan) Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:27:23 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1357 I guess you would have to define dorkiness, then list head-to-head all the dorky traits the two of you have, then tally the results. Is dorkiness mental or physical, or both? Can you have a dorky contest or some kind of dorky games? A Dorkathalon? An IronDork Competition? Are these dorky questions from a dorky TANcast Fan? Excuse me, my dork is hanging out... I guess you would have to define dorkiness, then list head-to-head all the dorky traits the two of you have, then tally the results. Is dorkiness mental or physical, or both? Can you have a dorky contest or some kind of dorky games? A Dorkathalon? An IronDork Competition? Are these dorky questions from a dorky TANcast Fan? Excuse me, my dork is hanging out…

]]> By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) http://tancast.com/2009/01/25/a-dorky-debate/comment-page-1/#comment-1356 Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) Sun, 25 Jan 2009 21:24:11 +0000 http://tancast.com/?p=390#comment-1356 Tim....you have a Disney problem. That is actually worse than dorkiness. It's a sickness that is only cured by visiting a Disney park. So much to the point that you listen to Disney Podcasts and have even been on one. Which is how I found TANcast which makes me just as dorky as you are. But at least I admit it. on another note, there are entire websites devoted to Leia's Metal Bikini....hotness transcends all. Tim….you have a Disney problem. That is actually worse than dorkiness. It’s a sickness that is only cured by visiting a Disney park. So much to the point that you listen to Disney Podcasts and have even been on one. Which is how I found TANcast which makes me just as dorky as you are. But at least I admit it.

on another note, there are entire websites devoted to Leia’s Metal Bikini….hotness transcends all.

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