Comments on: TANcast 032 – Natalie Portman is Awesome

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 11:57:34 +0000

Ok, I guess I can settle for another 90 minute TANcast, but I will never give up hope for the 2 hour.

Keep Hope Alive!!

By: Andy

Andy — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 03:42:51 +0000

Happy B-Day, Mike!

Tim, Mrs. Banks/Mitchell/Handelman (stage/birth/husband’s name… Thank you, Wikipedia) fell off the list when my wife subjected me to Christmas with the Kranks (AWFUL movie…) and I was reminded of Julie Gonzalo’s DSL.

Elizabeth Banks is a funny hottie and, ironically, replaced Shannon Elizabeth (Fadal) in the same position on the list when I was forced to admit she was kinda whiny after seeing her on Dancing with the People You Might Have Heard Of. Still, I have other funny on my list and, when you get down to it, BJs are BJs.

On a related note, yes, Jess, I’d noticed the size of Anne Hathaway’s mouth, but if I was concerned about my wiener looking small I’d only ever have dated people with growth hormone deficiency.

Severe growth hormone deficiency.

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:25:41 +0000

Thanks Jess. 2 hours would be nice, but I think that’s pushing it, since at least one of these guys has responsibilities to attend to. Something about Andy having a kid to take care of, lol

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 01:15:36 +0000

Fuck the hour and a half show. I demand the 2 hour TANcast!!!!!!

And Happy Birthday Mike. Welcome to adulthood

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:35:17 +0000

Thanks Bryce, and your right… we do deserve another 90 minute show. How about it guys? We’ll call it your birthday present to me :p

By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)

Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:45:57 +0000

Happy birthday, Mike. When are we gonna get another hour and a half show? Come on Mike and Jess, beg with me.

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 fan) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 08:33:34 +0000

Well, two things. First, TANcast is no less offensive now that I’m eighteen. Second…. I don’t know what was second.

By: Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 06:05:56 +0000

Andy is a rotten liar! He said in Episode 29 that Elisabeth Banks was on his list. You all heard this episode…where was Ms. Banks? I’m calling you out Andy!!! You are a liar face!!!

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:00:33 +0000

Ok Tim,

Here’s my list:

Hugh Jackman, Viggo Mortensen, George Eads (CSI: Las Vegas), Jon Bon Jovi, Johnny Depp

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 14:00:38 +0000

Am I the only one that thinks Anne Hathaways mouth is HUGE?

I don’t like that cause it would make my penis look small(er).

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:27:01 +0000

Noah: Cool, I’m on my way to an inch, need one more stretching.

By: Noah

Noah — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:48:07 +0000

Jess: My ears are at an inch and for tattoos I have a angel and devil on my shoulders.

Cheers!

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 10:40:57 +0000

Okay, first of all…. I turn 18 on Sunday! I know it’s not relevant, but I’m stoked (Heh…. when’s the last time someone said “stoked”).
Second, five celebs…. Eh hell, I’m not gonna bother thinking of five, because only two come to mind, and I’m too lazy to take the time to come up with three more. Mickie James and Ashley Massaro. Both are WWE Divas (what can I say, I’m obsessed with the WWE). Actually, Ashley WAS a WWE diva… she got canned I believe. She was also on Survivor. Yeah, so not gonna take the time to come up with three more. I’m a lazy fkin bastard, and I’m tired. Actually, I take that back…. Anne Hathaway (just remembered seeing her last night on… Jay Leno? Eh, one of those shows), and yeah. That’s good enough. I’m not coming up with any more.

By: Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:14:12 +0000

Dean, awesome! Thanks for posting your list too…I forgot to ask y’all to do that.

Ladies can do it too…My wife’s list is Ryan Reynolds (aka Hottie McHotterson), Justin Long, Mark Ruffalo, Sean William Scott, and Topher Grace

I must apologize for the Velcro..I was packing for my trip back to LA during the show.

And Logan, welcome!

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:13:22 +0000

What?? No CAT FIGHT??? This shit sucks, I’m gonna go play some video games, call me when the ladies start going at it.

By: xapnomapcase

xapnomapcase — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:48:27 +0000

I certainly don’t want to get in a catfight. You are more than welcome to the spot. It’s not that I’m not a fan or anything, but girls fight dirty, and I want no part of that.

Even after knowing what’s behind the album art, it’s still kind of disturbing. No, I lied. It’s a LOT disturbing.

By: Logan

Logan — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:46:18 +0000

Hey just wanted to say me and my brother both love Tancast, just don’t get on the comments section ever.

Keep it up guys.
Logan
Ithaca, ny

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:09:31 +0000

I heard the velcro too!!

Also I think my earphones are dead from Tim laughing so loud (no joke). Deaf by TANcast.

And by the way, Princess Edamame, I’m a dude.

By: Dean

Dean — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 03:35:42 +0000

Every now and then in this episode, there’s the sound of something like a plastic water bottle being squeezed and released… a notification sound effect, perhaps?… then at about 56 mins, someone starts playing with Velcro?

Given the choice between Fantasy Football team ownership and Celebrity Sex List coming true, I’ll take the latter… Anne Hathaway definitely is a great choice. Tim, I suspect Shakira is on your list for the same reason Parminder Nagra is on mine… so we can know what it feels like to be taller than the woman.

Surprised no one picked Tina Fey to get their nerd swerve on and Jessica Alba or Salma Hayek would be my Latina choice over Ms. Potato Head Downward Smile Mendez.

Cate Blanchett suffers from the “attractive, but hard to put into words why” syndrome. Also, I keep getting her confused in publicity photos with Tilda Swinton.

By: Lissa (Tancasts #1 Female Fan)

Lissa (Tancasts #1 Female Fan) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:27:53 +0000

Oh shit. I forgot my number.

By: Lissa

Lissa — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:27:29 +0000

Haha that’s me I suppose. And I’m down with TANnasties…haha.

By: Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan)

Kris (TANcasts #1 Gay Fan) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 18:22:49 +0000

Hey! I have nothing to say but I wanted to be apart of this TANcast comments! Whatsup everybody! Oh yeah Happy New Year!

By: Princess Edamame - #12

Princess Edamame - #12 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:13:21 +0000

Oh fuck, not Jess – stupid assumption there. Who’s the girl here I’m supposed to catfight for the #1 female fan spot? Too lazy to look it up…much too lazy…

By: Princess Edamame - #12

Princess Edamame - #12 — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:12:10 +0000

TANnasties it is, or we are, or whatever – ok with you, Jess?

By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)

Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 11:08:50 +0000

TANcasties sound like something you find on the bottom of a table at pizza hut. I love everything else.

By: Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:26:16 +0000

You didn’t like my game night…

You don’t like TANcasties…

Is there no pleasing you, sir?!

By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)

Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:53:23 +0000

TANcasties doesn’t ring well with me.

By: Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan)

Tim (TANcasts #1 Host/Editor Fan) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 22:39:41 +0000

I like “TANnasties”…probably way more than I should

By: Princess Edamame - #12

Princess Edamame - #12 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:36:36 +0000

Ok, so can we now start calling the guy listeners “TANcasties”, and the lady listeners “TANnasties”? Please?

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:30:02 +0000

By the way, the album art for this week’s episode is fucking scary!!!!! My wife saw it and got kinda freaked out, I think.

By: Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan)

Jess (Tancast's #2 Fan) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:25:34 +0000

Noah: what gauge are your ear piercings? Also do you have any tattoos?

By: Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan)

Mike (TANcast's #1 Fan) — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 02:46:33 +0000

Dammit Andy, I sent you three weeks worth of TANlaughs for just such an emergency! Geez, let me think of some [Read: look some up] and I’ll send them in. I have nothing else to say this week. Granted, there’s 21 minutes left, but oh well. I have nothing else to say.

By: Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan)

Bryce (Tancasts #3 Fan) — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:44:56 +0000

I got mentioned. Awesome.

By: Andy

Andy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:16:50 +0000

Mmmmm. Nikki's boobs... There was one episode of Unhappily Ever After where her mom was (IIRC) telling her to project by sucking in her middle and puffing out her chest. It was the best magic trick I ever saw: Making mountains out of slightly-smaller mountains. If the reduction rumors are true (and that pic looks like they might be) then I hope she's an organ donor. Some starving orphan could get her leftovers and instantly shoot to stardom, or at least porndom. That shit can really change a life! I'll just remember them like they were a decade ago. Jay Mohr can be happy (and believe me, that tubby bastard better be) with the leftovers. Now, lets try something...

BOOYAH! That's pic is brought to you by: PS: To everyone reading, don't go using this to post any bigass pics in your comments. If you slow down page loads too much or blow up the page layout I'll just turn your IMG tag into a link. PPS: If you embed an image in a comment, please be a good citizen and tell the web browser how many pixels high and wide you want to display the image. Modern browsers will look at the declared size and will leave room in their layout. If there is no explicit size, they'll have to load enough of the image file to get the size, then redo the layout. This is also a good way to avoid stretching the page layout (going over about 400-500px wide) without manually resizing and posting them somewhere. PPS: Yes, I coded the tag to make the image display as half the original size.

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:26:08 +0000

damn I guess you can’t post images on here:

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/nikki_cox_yummy_boobs.jpg

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 18:25:52 +0000

Here’s the updated picture of Nikki Cox just for you Andy

By: Princess Edamame - #12

Princess Edamame - #12 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:27:31 +0000

FIRST!!!!!!

Oh, shit – sorry guys, thought I was at Perez Hilton for a second there…